OUR NEW MASTER PLAN
(Which still incorporates our old one)
As you probably already know, (and if you don't read some of the other pages)we the most exalted recognized as The Hat People are currently planning a world domination master scheme, but I the most glorified Mad Hat Women has decided to go one step further.
We are presently setting the objective of a universe controlled by honourable order acknowledged as The Hat People.
Just imagine the cosmos governed by us, I possessing the full rule of every species and sub species, them succumbing to our every whim.
Monty Python recognised as true geniuses.
Dangermouse being watched just for the craic, in fact a whole tv station devoted just to him.
Maggotheads exiled to the nether regions of a far off solar systems
Boy bands and other crap pop acts banished to molten lave pits of a planet which is comprised of bubbling molten rock.
Sounds like heaven, doesn't it? Don't be an idiot, if you haven't already joined or ranks then do so now or feel our rathe when our plight comes into action , its your choice.
OK THE REAL REASONS FOR OUR CHANGE OF PLAN
Ok I admit it I did just want an excuse to show of my alien picture but I have also found some other really good reasons for this new plan.
1. Do you not watch tv there is alot of alien abductions goin on nowdays we have to get them before they get us.
2. A complete universe in our control doesn't it just sound perfect.
WELL THATS IT JOIN OUR BUGGER OFF AND WE'LL KICK YOUR ASS LATER
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